Thursday, January 19, 2012

Obama Czar To America's Children: "Don't Clean Your Room"

In a recent GOP Debate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich caused outrage for his assertion that kids can be janitors.

The Presidential candidate suggested that it could be beneficial for young people to learn the work ethic, and perhaps learn to appreciate the concept of earning your money.

And so, President Obama's new Children's Rights Czar, Norton Snotley, has issued a new Obama dictate. It reads:

"In Former Speaker Gingrich twisted worldview, children will be forced to work in under aged sweatshops. We must protect these delicate little snowflakes from the likes of the Republicans. In fact, children need to be protected from their own parents.

Therefore, the administration will be issuing a dictate to the parents of the United States of Obama.

You may not tell your child to clean his (or her) room, or you will be violating child labor laws. Thank you for your compliance".

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