Monday, March 10, 2014

John Kerry Song Parody Alert

Did you know that Hall And Oates 70's superhit 'Rich Girl' was about a rich guy?


Kerry's a Rich Boy
And Putin's gone too far
But 'What difference does it matter anyway?'
You can rely on Teresa's money
You can rely on Teresa's money

Hill's a bitch girl
Russia in Ukraine
So why do you have such a long, long  face?
Just jump on your yacht that she bought 
and sail far

Your foreign policy blows, don't you know?
You're not qualified for this job
We're so screwed, It's Obama's show
He really thinks you can fake being strong
But he must be smoking a bong

Kerry's a rich boy
Putin has gone too far
But 'What difference does it matter anyway?'
You can rely on that Soros money
You can rely on that Soros money

Hill's a bitch girl
Just forget Benghazi too
So why do you have such a long, long face?
Just get on your yacht that Teresa bought
and sail far

Our allies are high and dry, The Ukraine
And who cares how many infidels are slain?
We will decry global climate change
You can bet, they will underfund our vets
Make them pay the national debt

John Kerry's a rich boy....







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