Thursday, August 1, 2013

Some Exciting News For You Limbaugh Haters

Your bushy-tailed media analyst has some exciting news for all you Limbaugh haters out there. On Monday, Cumulus Media announced that they have fired conservative radio bomb-throwers Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.

On Tuesday, Limbaugh was spotted with a black magic marker, making a Will Broadcast For Food sign. As he left the building where he broadcasted his radio show, he was seen crying. With his pants around his ankles, he carried some keepsakes from the show as he slowly walked out the door.

I don't need anything, just my golden EIB microphone.....and this stapler........and this paperweight...................and this chair......

It looks like the geniuses at #StopRush has triumphed over their hated foe. President Barack Obama has personally foreclosed on Limbaugh's Miami home.

As for Hannity, Cumulus security forcibly escorted the wild-eyed right-winger out of the studio where he did his radio show. Office workers watched as he was seen kicking and screaming, before he was unceremoniously tossed onto the sidewalk. He was last seen shaking his fist and walking away.

He will have to live paycheck-to-paycheck, with only his program on FOX NEWS to pay the bills.

Hannity was last seen on Monday at a local grocery store, buying Top Ramen Noodles and several boxes of generic macaroni and cheese.

(Note: Today begins the 26th year of Rush Limbaugh's Excellence In Broadcasting. On August 1, 1988, Limbaugh began 25 years of national radio domination.

The left keeps predicting his demise, and he keeps proving them wrong.

We hope that he's around until 'everybody agrees with him.')

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