It's A Hellish 80 Degrees In Minneapolis

Your bushy-tailed correspondent isn't a big fan of Summer, but the weather here in Minneapolis has been mighty delightful. For much of July and August, the temperatures have been below normal, yet the global climate change fanatics keep spouting their weird, always-changing gospel.

 

 

Like I'm supposed to stop lovin' this weather and surrender my freedom and life style to these weirdos.

We're supposed to stop enjoying life, and cry out, 'SAVE US, AL GORE!! IT'S A HELLISH 80 DEGREES!! TONIGHT'S FORECAST IS A PERFECT 60 DEGREES WITH A SLIGHT, DELIGHTFUL BREEZE FROM THE NORTH!!!

THIS IS SHEER TORTURE!! MAYBE AFTER OBAMA LOWERS THE SEA LEVELS, HE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE PERFECT TEMPS!'