Assad Crosses The Line

A year ago, American dictator Barack Obama warned Syrian dictator Bashir al-Assad against using chemical or biological weapons against his enemies in Syria. Such an attack would be crossing the red line, which could result in a harsh response by the American military.

One year after our toothless leader issued this empty threat, it appears that Assad has ordered a chemical attack against scores of rebels outside of Damascus.

So, what will Obama do now? Our team of experts in International Relations believe that Dear Leader will adopt The Bugs Bunny Strategy depicted below: