What Should Washington's Professional Football Team Call Itself?

After mounting pressure from Cancel- Culturalists and Nativist-Americans, the Washington D.C. professional football team has dropped their team nickname. They will not be referred to as 'The Redskins' anymore.

The 2020-2021 NFL Football Season probably won't even take place this year, so there's plenty of time to think up a new team nickname. Owner Dan Snyder or someone who works for the team should announce a 'Name The Team' contest, and I'm thinking the winner should get lifetime tickets and $10,000.

Here are some of my team nickname ideas:

The Washingtom DC Taxandspenders

The Washington Swampdwellers

The Washington Bureaucrats

The Washington Corruptocrats

I think the images below could make for fearsome helmet decals!