If you currently reside in a high-tax, blue state hellhole, and you're sick of seeing pasty-faced, booger-eating communists threaten to burn down your neighborhood, you might think about moving out and into a nice, friendly, affluent red state..........Maybe it's time to vote with your feet!
Just call RedSquirrel Realty, and we'll help you find your dream house in one of our low-tax, safe and friendly red states. There's plenty of elbow room in North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Alaska. We can also help you move to dynamic economic powerhouses Texas and Florida if it's a high-paying job you're looking for!So, if you want to get away from violent, impoverished Democrat-ran shit holes like New York City, Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Minneapolis, or Washington DC, call RedSquirrel Realty, and we'll send one of our movers out to where you are, and help you escape the high taxes and violent anarchists!
Just call us at 1.800.733.7325. That's 1.800.RED.REAL!!!
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