Greetings from Socialist Democrat utopia Baltimore, site of one heck of a riot this week. What a RIOT!
Actually, many Americans who voted for Mitt Romney thought that this is what America would look like in Comrade Obama's second term.
Recently, a drug dealer named Freddy Grey died in police custody. Nobody knows exactly what happened, but a lot of people thought it would be a good idea to riot.
I grew up in Soviet Russia, where The KGB got away with murder, and the old commies covered it up. In Baltimore, the commies can't even wait for a fair trial to condemn the police. It looks like the local Commissars want a show trial.
In Socialist utopia Baltimore, the Mayor is a Black Democrat, the City Council are Black Democrats, most of the Commissars are Black Democrats, the poverty pimps are Black..........so lets riot against White Republican Cossacks even though there's none in power in this Socialist paradise.
I am so glad that The good Reverend Al Sharpton arrived just in time to bring some racial harmony. I feel better already! Heh, heh, heh......
Well, that's all for now. This is Yakov Smirnoff reporting from Socialist paradise Baltimore. Back to you, Red Rodent.