Because Obama Got High

I was gonna carry out the laws, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna hire these czars, but then I got high
Now America's screwed, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna create some jobs, but then I got high
I wasn't gonna whip up these mobs, but then I got high
I'm a big race-baiting jerk, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna hide my records, but then I got high
I'm a paranoid dope-head, because I got high
Spent millions hiding my past, an' you don't need to know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna let you keep your plan, but then I got high
Was gonna read it with Harry n' Nan, but then I got high
Everybody hates ObamaCare, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna sell those guns, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna hurt no one, but then I got high
Now lots of people are dead, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna send the consulate help, but then I got high
But I was thinking of myself, I was just getting high
Now they say I committed treason, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna sic The IRS after you, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna sic the NSA after you, but then I got high
We are spying on you, an' you don't need to know why
Because we are all high, because we are all high, because we are all high