Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Doctors Find A Bug Up Al Gore's A$$

After self-appointed global warming expert Al Gore finished his interview with Alex Bogusky of the Climate Reality Project, the former V.P. had an appointment at the doctor. It was time for his yearly colonoscopy.

During the interview, the former Vice President had just advised believers of man-made global warming that they need to 'win the conversation' with the skeptics of global warming by shunning them, like the racists in America's shameful past. The carbon credit billionaire told 'the believers' to win with the strength of their passion, like Gore did during his explosive, profanity-laced tirade at the Aspen Insitute on August 4th.

Moments after the former Vice President got face-down on the examination table, and the doctors inserted the camera, they found something quite shocking. It ate the camera. Terrified, the doctors immediately pulled the camera out.

"Did you see that?"
"I did. I must say that I will never forget the nightmarish image as long as I live," the other doctor said, taking off his glasses. He rubbed his eyes.

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