Yesterday, gaffe machine Joe Biden suggested that Tea Party Republicans are like terrorists. He also welcomed Arizona Representative and shooting victim Gabrielle Giffords into the 'Cracked Head Club'.
He thinks that j.o.b.s. is a three-letter word. He sees a man in a wheel chair, and tells him to stand up.
We here at The RedSquirrel Report are concerned for this country. There is something horribly wrong with the Vice-President. We wondered how could so much idiocy continuously fly out of the Vice President's mouth, so we asked several members of the local clergy here in the Twin Cities area if it's possible the V.P. is possessed by a demon or unclean spirit.
We showed the local ministers and priests some video of the Vice President and his many, many gaffes. They agreed that Biden probably isn't possessed, he's just stupid- unless he is possessed by a very dumb demon. That demon would probably be picked on by the other demons.
So, the next time you see Joe Biden make another gaffe (Another one should be coming shortly), take pity. It might be that dumb demon or an idiot spirit flying out of his mouth.
No comments:
Post a Comment