Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Battle Of Irenemageddon

It is the aftermath of Hurricane ( I mean...tropical storm) Irene, where winds reached a whopping 40-miles an hour in some places. In New York's Times Square, young people are recovering from this crisis by playing street hockey. Most Americans relieve the stress of this national nightmare by laughing at the on-the-scene idiot reporters, as foamy human waste slaps these doofuses in the mouth.

To the media, Hurricane (I mean....tropical storm) Irene was a crisis because it hit the East Coast, and made life yucky for the mainstream media elitists who reside on our Eastern seaboard, and it interrupted our little dictator's vacation on Martha's Vineyard.

Barry brags about 'lowering the seas'. I wonder what he can do about the flooding in Vermont.

No comments:

Post a Comment