The Gibson Guitar Corporation, that gang of well-known criminals, was raided by federal agents this week in surprise raids in Memphis and Nashville. Our glorious DOJ Gestapo caught these suspiciously non-union shops making guitars, using 'illegal wood' from India, in direct violation of environmental regulations and the Lacey Act. You may be asking yourself, 'What is the Lacey Act?'
Don't ask. We will ask the questions!
It gets worse. Gibson Guitars CEO Henry Juszkiewicz has made political contributions to eeeevil Republican candidates in the past, and may be a racist tea-bagger.
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