Thursday, August 4, 2011

That'll Teach Her!

Law enforcement officials in Carolville, Iowa has put an end to 4-year old criminal mastermind Abigail Krutsinger's reign of terror. The 4-year old outlaw had opened a lemonade stand without a proper operating permit OR submitting to the all-important health inspection. She may also face federal 'lemon cruelty' charges if Obama czar Cass Sunstein decides to charge her.

It is heartwarming to know that in this era of out-of-control government budgets, crime, and corruption, the government in Carolville, Iowa shows us how a government is supposed to function.

So, let this be a warning to all you little wannabe capitalists. Big brother is watching.

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