Waitaminnut, It Gets Worse

Last night, our child dictator spoke at a fundraiser. In the transcript of the speech, the audience was accidentally directed to laugh when he dishonestly claimed that his administration has created over two-million jobs. We at The RedSquirrel Report have in our possession a partial transcript of tonight's speech before The Openness Society.
Begin Transcript:
Thank you (applause).Thank you (woman faints)....Thanks.....Will somebody wake her up, she must've been overcome by my presence. (laugh). Thank you. (alright, zip it).

My administration created 2.1 million jobs last year. (applaud this time!) Unfortunately, most of those jobs are in China and India. (laugh) Tonight, I am proud to say that Operation Fast And Furious will result in the abolition of the Second Amendment (standing ovation).  Only one border agent has been killed! (laugh) And so, tomorrow I will celebrate with a round of golf. (woot!woot!) Damn, being President is a tough job! (yell 'amen!') As you know, I inherited many problems from the previous administration. (groan loudly) But, because of the efforts of my administration, over ten million homes have not been foreclosed on (laugh)....

End of transcript.