Sunday, June 19, 2011

NutRoots to The Left Of Us, Right On Line To The....

Our resident leftie, Longfellow Loon, has been busy this weekend. We at The RedSquirrel Report sent him to cover both the Nutroots Convention in The Minneapolis Convention Center, as well as The RightOnLine convention two blocks away at The Minneapolis Hilton. At first, he was afraid that Sarah Palin or Ted Nugent would shoot him, but I calmed him down with a tranquilizer. Here is the first of his reports:

LOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOO!!!!
This is Longfellow Loon. I just attended an early session here at The NetRoots Convention. The first speaker was the guy from Ho Chi MnBlog. Wow, what a rousing pep talk! There's a lot of dissatisfied Obama supporters here. Some are even accusing The Messiah of governing like a 'moderate Republican!' While Obama is satisfied with overtaxing and over-regulating the private sector, the attendees here at the Netroots Convention would rather see the private sector beaten, imprisoned, and sent to a re-education camp!
LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!

I will be heading over to the Minneapolis Hilton to file a report from The RightOnLine Convention. I just hope that I don't run into Mitch Berg and Ed Morrissey from 1280 The Patriot. They might eat me

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