He's Not In Today

Yesterday, New York Representative Anthony Weiner admitted to sending those lewd photos to Megan Broussard via Twitter.  During the tearful 40-minute press conference, It almost looked as if the disgraced congressman was angling for a reality t.v. show. Here are the top 10 possible titles for Anthony Weiner's reality show.
10. The Real Weiner
  9. Who's Weiner Is It Anyway? (I actually heard this yesterday, but I don't remember where)
  8. The Amazing Weiner
  7. The Biggest Weiner
  6. The Wild And Wonderful Weiners Of West Virginia....Or New York
  5. Weiner Shore
  4. So You Think You Can Tweet Your Weiner?
  3. Rich Weiners Of New York
  2. So You Want To Be A Weiner?
  1. Smile-You're On Weiner Camera