Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann formally announced her presidential candidacy this week, and psychologists are already seeing an increase of visits to the headshrinker's office. Many of these new patients are experiencing a psychological tic that was last seen during the Bush presidency of 2001-2009. Only then it was called 'Bush Derangement Syndrome'. Symptoms include a deep, irrational hatred, blaming W. for everything, even the global warming on Mars and high golf scores.
Victims of the new BDS (Bachmann Derangement Syndrome) also suffer from an irrational hatred, believing that the Representative is hiding devil horns inside her hair. Then, they find out that the Minnesota representative took in over 20 foster kids and gave them a home, and wonder if she has (perhaps) abused one. Most BDS patients are employed in the news media.
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