NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Late-night comedians and bloggers are despondent today, as disgraced New York Representative Anthony Weiner resigned (pulled out of) from Congress. In a three-minute statement that left some wondering if he was resigning from Congress or accepting an Academy Award,  the embattled Rep thanked his parents for bringing such a great guy into the world, and his constituents for voting for such a hero for the middle class. His statement was interrupted several times by mean-spirited hecklers, but the ultra-heroic hero finished his statement. It appears that Weiner's career has ended prematurely.