Meanwhile, At MSNBC....

The nightly Lawrence O' Donnell-hosted program on MSNBC will be re-named "Lawrence O'Donnell's Nightly Meltdown". The program was called "Countdown (With Keith Olbermann)", before Olbermann was given the ax. Comcast, the new parent company of MSNBC, decided on the new name for the program. A Comcast executive, who asked  not to be identified, told an AP reporter, "Wow, we didn't know what we were getting when we bought out GE. This O'Donnell guy is a psychopath! When he yells at his guests, his eyes almost pop out of his skull! And that scowl! It's like we need a security cop nearby, just in case! But I think this new name may bring in curious viewers. Maybe he might pull a Howard Beale on the air. Or jump out of the window."