And In Science News....

Scientists at the University of Texas have discovered that 65% of registered Democrats do not get enough oxygen to their brain. Evidence of this is found in many who attend Obama speeches. Many of these loyalists become dizzy and faint. Then there's the case of that hyperventilating idiot ("OH, THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT-FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR  DAY!!!! OH, YES.DEAR GOD!!!!"). And finally, there's the case of MSNBC hostess Mika Brzezinski. When asked who her favorite founding father was, she answered 'Abraham Lincoln'. It appears as if her eyes almost cross when she is deep in thought.