Tuesday, July 7, 2015

We Asked John McLaughlin

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has been a long-time fan of John McLaughlin, the host of The McLaughlin Group. For those who don't know, it's a syndicated public affairs TV program on PBS. The RSR asked this oracle of Jesuit-trained intelligence to make sense of some recent events:

Hello, RedSquirrel! By the way, Red. I would like to make a comment concerning your tie. You are wearing some.... hideous...NECK WEAR!!!

Thank you, Mr. McLaughlin.

Issue 1: Is the current president residing in the White House a petulant, inept man-child or....

....a psychotic, criminal, Marxist MASTERMIND????!!!!

Trick question!!! He is BOTH!!!

Issue 2: The Dukes of Hazzard was a television show that made it's debut on CBS in 1979. It starred John Schneider, Tom Wopat, and the very leggy Catherine Bach. They portrayed Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke,  three fun-loving cousins residing in Hazzard County. Wopat's character owned a Dodge Charger he called 'The General Lee', and the car had 'The Stars N' Bars' painted on it's roof. Now, in 2015, classic TV channel TVLand has taken the show off the air because that car 'offends' people who are offended by the image of 'Stars N' Bars'.

So, is The Dukes Of Hazzard family-friendly, wholesome, TV entertainment or.....

....sinister...racist....propaganda???!!!

Answer!!!! Liberals are control freaks and psychopaths who need to distract from their absolutely atrocious record and their disastrous, life-ruining policies. They need straw men to target, and in the wake of the horrendous murder of nine Black Christians in Charleston, South Carolina, by a 21-year-old racist, mass murderer, and LOSER Dylann Roof, decided to go after the Confederate flag, also known as The Stars N' Bars!!!!

Issue 3: In the wake of the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision on same-sex marriage, President Obama lit up the White House in the colors of the rainbow flag. Was he 'just showing support for this cause'?

Answer!!!!He is a 6-year-old bully, sticking a sharp stick in the eye of Christians. He's a childish, petulant brat, a terrible loser as evidenced by his kicking and screaming in the wake of Benjamin Netanyahu's big re-election win in March. He is EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE as a winner.

Buh-bye!!!!


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