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Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Waiting For Hillary
Our correspondent is waiting for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to appear for her 2:00 presser. Members of the press are gathered to get to the bottom of this email story. She is 20 minutes late.
Oh, this just in:
Our eye in the sky has spotted Hillary! She is fleeing the scene with her emails: