The President's Memorial Day Plans

Our source inside The Obama White House gave us this from The President's day planner:

 9:30 a.m. Order DC Park Police to set up barrycades all round Arlington National Cemetery. Replace all American flags with these:

10:00 a.m. Speech in the White House Rose Garden, where he will blame The V.A. Scandal on George W. Bush. Make Memorial Day about The Messiah Obama.

2:30 p.m. Take a selfie in front of The Tomb of The Unknown Soldier.

4:00 p.m. Work on those Obamacare death panels.

4:20 p.m. Work on those Other death panels. a.k.a. 'V.A. special lists.'

5:00 p.m. Purge some more generals for refusing to fire upon American citizens.

7:00 p.m. Unleash some more violent illegal aliens criminals upon the streets of America. Get them registered to vote.

8:00 p.m. Meet with lawyers. Disenfranchise our military voters serving overseas.

9:00 p.m. fundraiser.