With the House Republicans trying to avoid a government shutdown and President Creepy, Speaker Creepy, and the creepy Obama media unwilling to compromise, it looks like we're going to have the government shutdown we all know that the Democrats want.
What will it mean for most Americans? Your bushy-tailed correspondent is asking the same questions:
If thousands of NSA employees are laid-off, will they go back to being just plain old peeping Toms?
If The TSA isn't there to molest our loved-ones, who will?
Since the government won't be there to waste my money, should I just flush my money down the toilet myself?
Who will arm all those dangerous Mexican drug dealers NOW?
Will the Obamas have to pay for THEIR OWN VACATIONS? THE INHUMANITY!!!!