My Question Is For Miss Delaware

Last Sunday, they crowned a new Miss America. Every year, attractive young women from all over America compete in state pageants in the hopes of making it to the Miss America Pageant. It is there that they don bathing suits, and are paraded around, demonstrating their ability to smile and walk at the same time.

One portion of this contest involves celebrity judges submitting questions for the competitors. These questions usually involve some national or international issue facing us. The contestants show off their poise by answering questions like:

How would YOU improve education in America?

How would YOU solve the hunger problem in Ethiopia?

Do YOU support same-sex marriage?

What do YOU think of Miley Cyrus?

Generally speaking, it pays to answer your question in a way to make the mostly liberal judges nod in approval. It's good to not offend anybody, or frighten the audience with any strong opinions. Just promise everybody a puppy, and you'll be just fine.

On the other hand, you can also let a stream of gibberish fly out of your mouth, and your failure can make you a star on YouTube.

If I, your bushy-tailed correspondent, were allowed to ask a question, it would be:

Do guns kill people? or,

Should we de-fund ObamaCare or should we exempt everybody?