Dennis Rodman: Low-Information Diplomat

C'mon everybody, cut ex-jock Dennis Rodman some slack. He's just not up on the geopolitical matters on Planet Earth. We're not even quite sure if he's from around here.

The former Detroit Piston visited North Korean Despot Kim Jong Un, watched some North Korean b-ball, and probably played some Wii Bowling at the presidential palace.

Then, Rodman made an appearance on ABC'S This Week with George Stephanopoulis, and gave America his much-needed insights on life inside the socialist paradise known as The People's Republic of North Korea.

Describing Un as 'A great guy', Rodman told the shocked host that all the kid dictator wants is for our kid dictator (Obama) to 'call him.' It's great to know that there is at least one telephone in North Korea.

The 200,000 slave-laborers being worked and starved to death inside North Korea's prison camps could not be reached for comment.

Nothing is official, but it appears that Dennis Rodman has joined Dear Leader's Foreign Relations team:

John Kerry, Chuck Hagel, and Dennis Rodman. I have a good feeling about this.

We believe that The Obama Administration will schedule a play-date with Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in April.