Bow Down Beyotch

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was listening to The Maha-Rushie this week, as he was commenting on the new Beyonce song, "Bow Down (Bitches)". The talk radio superstar opined that Mrs. Jay-Z was setting back the women's movement.

He was under the impression that Mrs. Carter was telling wives across America to bow down to their husbands, when in fact the singer was actually telling all the other female pop stars to bow down to her.

Wow, the queen Bey is all that.

I was under the impression the title of said song was a description of Obama's foreign policy....