Black History started somewhere between 20,000 and 20,000,000 years ago, when God created The Black Race, and everything was great....
....and then the white devil came around.
All of the great civilizations were started by people with dark skin. The first technological advances were started in Africa. The first super-highways and hospitals were built in Egypt.
The Muslims created algebra, and also invented television. But then, that pasty-skinned homo Alexander The Great broke the nose off of The Great Sphinx, and nearly destroyed The Black Race.
Then, Kunte Kinte was taken into slavery by The White Devil. That fat honky Benjamin Franklin brought Sean "Puff Daddy" Coombs' Great-Great Grandfather to America, and sold him....
Because to Whitey, It's All About The Benjamins....
America fought a Civil War for four long years, where over half of a million men lost their lives. Most of these men were Black slaves caught in the crossfire.
After that, a young Republican Cracker from South Carolina named Strom Thurmond started the Ku Klux Klan. A Mississippi Representative named Jim Crow pushed a horrible, racist bill through Congress, cementing America's reputation as "the most racist country on the face of the Earth and the center of all oppression and all things evil"....
That's enough for now. I am Morgan Freeman, and we will continue the story next time....
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