Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Rubio Drank Water: In Other News....
It appears that the Florida Republican has touched off a potential scandal with that gulp of h20. Yes, folks....
It is true. Marco Rubio drinks water. In other news, The President has sold guns to dangerous Mexican drug dealers. One of those guns was used in the murder of Border Agent Bryan Terry, but that troublesome fact pales in comparison to the scandal that is Rubio's Watergate.
Did you hear that Marco Rubio drinks water? Well, in other news, The President abandoned Americans Chris Stevens, Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, and Sean Smith to be murdered in Benghazi, Libya. But that's NOTHING compared to the fact that Rubio drinks water.
The kids at CNN and MSNBC think that this Rubio story should pretty much be a real career-ender for the parched Senator. Republicans with a case of cottonmouth should be sent packin'. Meanwhile, The President consistently ignores and abuses his Oath of Office, but the REAL IMPORTANT story is that Senator Marco Rubio drinks water.
Oh, this just in:
30 witnesses who saw the murders in Benghazi have disappeared. The Obama Administration will not let them tell the world what they saw on September 11, 2012. But, That's not important. The REAL news is that Senator Marco Rubio, Republican from the great State of Florida, interrupted his short, televised speech to hydrate himself.
Call me suspicious, but I'm starting to think The Obama state-run media hates Republicans. They really HATE the popular Florida Senator because they see him as a threat, and because his family escaped from Fidel Castro's communist hellhole.