Welcome to Egyptapalooza 2011. After about two weeks of demonstrations, it looks like Hosni Mubarak tapped out last Friday. For a while there, it looked like the hapless Obama Administration had a policy change du jour regarding Egypt. No doubt, Hosni Mubarak was probably humming The Clashes 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' to himself for a while there. In the spirit of one of my favorite local blogs, The Nihilist In Golf Pants, I give you, my reader, a top 10 list.
The Top 10 Obama Policy Changes Concerning Egypt:
10. Hosni Mubarak must leave immediately
9. Hosni Mubarak should leave soon.
8. Hosni Mubarak must stay.
7. Hosni Mubarak can stick around until a new dictator is elected.
6. Hosni Mubarak can stay indefinately if he can violently quash the protests.
5. Hosni Mubarak could stay until The Groovie Ghoolies reform, then perform at Woodstock 4.
4. Hosni Mubarak needs to stay until a George Soros-approved dictator replaces him.
3. Hosni Mubarak can stick around until somebody worse comes around.
2. Hosni Mubarak can leave when Colonel Klink yells ,"Diss-missed!"
1. Hosni Mubarak can stay until his kid wants the job, or until Al-Queda kills him and desecrates his corpse.Whatever comes first.
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