A Redsquirrel Exclusive!

As thousands of protesters gather in Madison, Wisconsin, we here at The Redsquirrel Report have uncovered the real motivation behind this event. Earlier in the week, our roving correspondent spoke to dozens of hooky-playing teachers on the scene, and discovered that many of these teachers were perfectly satisfied with their job. In fact, one of them said " Hell! I make almost $70,000 a year, for nine month's work. My benes are way better than that in the private sector! Our union bosses are making out like bandits, and public sector unions are bankrupting the country! Me and my friends thought it would be fun to call in sick, although at the last minute we went with the 'dead grandmother' excuse. Later on, we're going to an art museum.
Buehler!