In a scene resembling the Alfred Hitchcock classic, "Vertigo", Governor Mark Dayton (aka/ Governor Crazy Eyes) recently gave his State Of The State address, where he stated that he wants the job creators of Minnesota to be taxed MORE. As he spoke, a vortex appeared around his head.Scientists believe that the spinning vortex is a black hole that will suck jobs out Minnesota-to her neighbors, yet the governor assured the people of the gopher state that the overtaxed won't mind even higher taxes, and that if you're an overtaxed entrepreneur, you will not leave the state if he raises your taxes.
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