Oakland, CA.-At a nearby airport, where dozens of unhappy passengers were in the process of being groped and touched inappropriately by TSA agents, a man with extremely baggy pants broke out of the line, and in front of the large, female TSA employee, who closely resembled Big Shirley from the popular 1970's comedy "What's Happening!" began shouting "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" The agent looked around the room, as the other passengers hummed a Rick James bass line. The agent told the man to quit, to which he replied "I''M 2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!".
Then the airport security arrived on the scene.
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