Anti-Bullying Sodomite Douche Bullies Students

There. Quite an attention-grabbing headline, ain't it?

Christian students at a high school journalism convention in Seattle got quite an earful 
when guest speaker, unhinged anal-rights advocate Dan Savage started throwing insults at his under-aged victims.

Savage was given a platform to speak about bullying in school, but his message, ironically dubbed 'It Gets Better', included an avalanche of bible-bashing and homosexual advocacy. Judging from eyewitness accounts, it never did get better.

As several of the students got out of their seats, and walked out, the real bully in school screamed at them:

"Pansy a$$es!

Even though these kids were taking part in a journalist convention, 'Journalism On The Edge,' we should still remember that kids are prisoners in an American government school system, a ridiculously unfair, downright oppressive tyranny created to victimize Christians and independent thinkers. These indoctrination centers are run by professional child abusers, and they are there to churn out compliant, submissive conformists.

Our Little Marxist Barack Obama has openly endorsed the virulent, anti-Christian message of Dan Savage, and why WOULDN'T he?  He is also a bully, an alinskyite  Chrislamist who regularly uses intimidation to humiliate those who dare disagree with him.

Obama And His Fascist Goons Go Crazy

Here are several related stories that your bushy-tailed correspondent is covering this week.

Obama EPA appointee Al Armendariz (pictured) was
discovered on video, explaining how he gets the hated oil and gas companies to obey the Obama government and it's weird, zero-growth energy policies:

"I was in a meeting once and I gave an analogy to my staff. The Romans used to conquer little villages in the Mediterranean, They'd go into a little Turkish town somewhere, and they would take five guys they saw and crucify them. And then you know that town was really easy to manage for the next few years".

Now does this sound like a public servant? IN AMERICA?

Meanwhile, Terrible Ted Nugent was in Federal court this week. It appears that he illegally killed and transported a bear in Alaska during a 2009 trip. The Lacey Act was so obscure that even the presiding judge wasn't aware of it. The state of Alaska didn't even want to pursue the matter, but the feds insisted. Can you imagine what trouble Mr. Nugent would be in if he sold illegal guns to Mexican drug dealers?

I wonder if that had anything to do with that speech before the National Convention of The National Rifle Association two weeks ago? Hmmm?

Oh, and another thing. A fallen NAVY SEAL, who had requested that Mr. Nugent perform his song Fred Bear at his funeral, will not get his final wish. It appears that 'somebody' has banned Nugent from the funeral.

Oh, this just in. Ted Nugent's performance for the soldiers at Fort Knox has also been cancelled.

Meanwhile, The Obama Administration has proposed yet another edict, this one banning farm chores for farmers under the age of 18. Has anyone ever told Our Glorious Leader that farm chores has always been an American tradition?

Also, the Obama publicly called out eight Romney campaign donors. This is a typical Obama/Chicago thug tactic meant to intimidate private citizens. This is part of Obama 2012 strategy of chilling free speech.

How does Our Little Dictator and his army of fascist goons find the time to harass and victimize so many Americans?

Obama's War On The Family Farm

Obama's War On America continues this week, and the new front is the family farm.

Our Little Dictator's Labor Department took aim at the traditional family farm, and issued a edict against parents who give their kids farm chores. It appears that there are still a few vestiges of rugged American individualism and freedom left, and our little disciple of Alinsky will have none of that.

Obama and his leftist czars want to erase our freedom, our traditions, and rob America of her identity. The greatest tradition we have is the independent family farm, and this little community organizer believes that he is qualified to tell these great Americans their business.

Obama knows how to sow discontent, milk the taxpayer, butcher the rule of law, and plant disinformation and lies, but what the hell does he know about the family farm?

This jack-a$$ ate dog.

Young farmers learn invaluable life lessons and independence, and Obama is relentlessly hostile to those that aren't likely to submit to the lure of the welfare check.

I also think that this is a war on parents. With this new dictate, it seems as if Obama believes that parents giving their children chores is a violation of their human rights. The grown-up meanies must be taught who the real boss is.

With this edict, Obama and the bureaucrats will end 4H, and replace it with a 90-hour federal government training course.

Knowing what we know about federal bureaucracies, Obama and his friends will probably wind up killing the golden goose.

Come Join George Clooney And The Man Of Constant B.S.

Friend--

One lucky winner has a chance to meet actor/heartthrob George Clooney and dine with The Little Dictator himself, Barack Hussein Obama- mmm....mmm....mmm........

Just contribute $3 (we really want $50, but with the mess The Messiah has made of the economy, we realize that very few people can even keep a roof over their heads, much less send us money). Hell, we will probably wind up dining with a room of Hollywood hotshots anyway.

When you contribute at least $3, your name will go into a great big hat, along with thousands of other suckers' names, and we will pick the winning name out.

Then, (if we pick your name), you will attend a big, glitzy dinner with the star of Oh Brother, Where Art Thou, George Clooney,  and The Man of Constant BS, President Obama!

And get this! We will EVEN PAY FOR YOUR AIRPLANE TICKET TO CALIFORNIA.

So, what the hell are you waiting for? Send at least $3, and WIN!

Just send your contribution to:

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Good Luck, Suckers!

--Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama For America

I'll Take PRESIDENTS THAT ATE DOG for $200, Alex....

Something happened last week, and I'm trying to remember what it was.  Oh, darn it, I can't quite remember why I am writing this post. It's at the tip of my.....Oh, I just remembered, #ObamaEatsDogs.

We had a lot of fun with this last week. There were the all the columns and the #hash tag games, but where do we go from here? How do we go on knowing that  #ObamaEatsDogs?

One thing for certain, America is changed. Well, Our Little Indonesian Dictator promised change. From now on, you may be seeing some strange things, such as:

A contestant on Jeopardy blurts out, "I'll take PRESIDENTS THAT ATE DOG for $200, Alex".....

Actually, there is only one answer, so this would never be a category.

You're watching 'The Shining', but there's something even weirder than seeing Jack Torrence slowly go mad. You imagine seeing this:
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog

If Obama wins re-election, will it be the same as the American people giving their approval? Is it O.K. that our President,  #ObamaEatsDogs? Really?

Will there be actual American families sitting down at their Thanksgiving dinner table, with a roasted dog with an apple in it's mouth next to the centerpiece? And if you object, will you be accused of treating that family as 'the other?'

For the last week, I've almost forgotten that in three years he has introduced death panels, harassed Boeing Air and Gibson Guitars, had Solyndra and unionista leaders bobbing for bribes at last year's White House Halloween party, killed Keystone, behaved like a communist dictator, acted extra-constitutionally (Let me take a breath),

libelled, slandered, demagogued, brow-beat, intimidated, threatened and ridiculed his opponents.

Does it matter if #ObamaEatsDogs?

Earth Day: A Counterpoint

We at The RedSquirrel Report believe in airing a diversity of opinions. Today is Earth Day, a day where millions celebrate the planet. Chances are, there's a celebration where you live.

However. there are those who do not share in that sentiment. Curtis Jennings, a contrarian conservative from Vermont, sends us this:

Thanks, RedSquirrel.

Today is Earth Day. I want to start by saying that I'm celebrating this pagan, communist holiday by kicking a spotted owl's ass.

Earth Day was created by the Commie Wisconsin Governor Elmer Anderson. This jack-a$$ designated April 22, 1970 as the first Earth Day, which was also Communist V.I. Lenin's 100th birthday.

Leftist weirdo Ira Einhorn emceed the first Earth Day rally. Later, he murdered and composted his girlfriend in his closet, for which he was convicted and sentenced to life in prison. See, kids? Liberals are friggen sick in the head.

I remember the good ole days when the smog and pollution was so thick that you couldn't see across the street where thousands of sheeple are gathered, celebrating Earth Day. Hey! Why don't you people get a job?

One thing I do approve of are those 10K Earth Day Runs, or as I call them, 'Running all over Mother Earth's face'.

Why should we be kind to Mother Earth, anyways? Sometimes she opens up, and people are killed by earthquakes. Then, she drowns us in tsunamis. You just can't trust that b.....

 I prefer to think about how God told us to use this planet. In fact, he told Adam to 'subdue' the planet. Today, 50,000 acres of forests will be destroyed....so that things of real beauty can be made, such as pianos, homes, and baseball bats. Now that's what I'M talkin' about!

Some people are celebrating Earth Day today. Go ahead, just don't push your weird gaia worship in my face while you're doing it. That's all for now.

What My Client, Mr. Nugent, Meant To Say, Was....

Hello. My Name is A. Carl Lazlo. I am Ted Nugent's attorney. Last week, my client spoke before the attendees at The National Convention of The National Rifle Association.

As you know, he said some things that could have been construed as a' 'threat' against the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. But, let's take his remarks apart, and let's see what my client really meant to say, shall we?

"If Obama wins in 2012, I'll be in jail or dead by this time next year".

There will be many, many people who will die by this time next year. People die of heart attacks, car accidents, cancer, and suicide. Maybe Mr. Nugent will be alive then, maybe he won't be, so who knows what the future brings? There will be many Americans in trouble after Obamacare kicks in. There will be those refusing to obey the individual mandate, including Mr. Nugent. Or perhaps, Mr. Nugent might be referring to Obama's 'Death Panels'.

It could also be that my client was speaking of 'Fast and Furious'. He lives in Texas. It is possible that Mr. Nugent could be killed by a Mexican drug dealer who bought a gun illegally from Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder.

It's just a fact of life. In fact, death is just part of life. If Obama wins, many people will probably resort to cannibalism. Mr. Nugent may go to jail for cannibalism-or maybe not.

Then, there's this statement:

"We need to ride into that battlefield, and chop their heads off in November. Any Questions?"

I refer to that famous case of The Commielib Supporters for Obama v. COMMON SENSE! This was a figurative statement. Mr. Nugent is speaking about Election Day, and you idiots in the news media know that.

Finally, My client referred to The Obama Administration as "vile, evil, an anti-American", and "they are 'wiping it's a$$ on The Constitution'...."

It's amazing that I keep hearing that Mr. Obama knows The Constitution, and that he actually taught Constitutional Law. Well, he must have forgot to wake up on the first day of school, because Mr. Nugent political opinions are protected by THE FIRST FRIGGEN AMENDMENT!

I don't know what the hell Obama was doing while his Law Professor was teaching the FIRST AMENDMENT. He was probably on a cocaine bender, or reminiscing about his younger days eating dog flesh.

But I digress. Mr. Nugent is expressing what all Americans with their heads screwed on straight know. The President has repeatedly acted extra-constitutionally, and behaves like a petty, Communist dictator.

I am happy to have cleared that up. Thank you.

A. Carl Lazlo