Top 10 SNL Sketches I'm Waiting To See

Last month, I checked out SNL with guest host Dave Chappelle. I haven't really watched since Darryl Hammond left the show, and I was curious to see any sketches relating to the 2016 presidential election. I thought the election night sketch with Chris Rock was pretty good, but I had the feeling that SNL was still largely a pro-lefty program.

Here are the top 10 SNL sketches that I am breathlessly waiting to see. If the gang at SNL have already done any of these sketches, let me know. I am watching lots of funny stuff on facebook and Twitter, so I haven't been paying attention to network TV:


10. The Hillary Clinton Mental Breakdown On Election Night Sketch

  9. The Vladimir Putin Hacks The Presidential Election Sketch

  8. The Mr. Podesta's Slumber Party Skit

  7. The Colin Kaepernick Riding The Bench And Bitching About Racial Inequality Skit

  6. The Black Lives Matter Skit

  5. The Pajama Boy Skit

  4. Barry Obama Crying Over The Meanies At FOXNEWS Skit

  3. The Leftist, Pro Hillary Snowflakes Skit

  2. The Election Night Meltdown On CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, And ABC Skit

  1. Celebrities Leaving America Because Trump Won Skit

Santa Claus Writes A Letter To Michelle Obama

Santa Claus

Dear Michelle,


I decided to write this letter because I really can't take your bitching and whining anymore. As you know, I know when you have been naughty or nice. I also know what your husband has done to your wonderful country.

When your husband promised 'fundamental change', many Americans didn't know that he was going to transform it into a divided, third world craphole. And so, for the last eight years I've put a reindeer turd in his Christmas stocking. Your creepy husband has done so much damage that I don't know what I'm going to put in his stocking this year. I'm so glad the ass-hole will be gone in January.

As for you, I'm so damn sick of you bad-mouthing America. I get letters from kids across the country cursing  you over your hideous, almost inhumane school lunch program. Where in the Hell do you get off complaining about ANYTHING? You have lived rent-free at the most exclusive residence in the world. You have a staff serving your every desire. You live like a damn queen while little Christan and Yazidi kids are raped and murdered by inbred creep Muslim bastards while your idiot husband attacks Christians in America.

So, you say that 'hope is gone' with the election of Trump. Tell that to the residents of your gun-free Democrat-controlled paradise Chicago.

You are so screwed up I'm thinking about sticking a one-way ticket to Aleppo inside your Christmas stocking.  The world despises complainers, and I'm profoundly sick of you and that husband of yours.

You need help.

Yours truly, 

Santa Claus 

And Now, The REALLY Fake News

.....The new unemployment numbers were released today, and unemployment is at an 8-year low at 4.6.%. President Obama delivered the wonderful news at a press conference, where he took the Republican-controlled Congress to task for deliberately opposing his Obama Recovery.

In other news, Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton leads Republican candidate Donald Trump by 7% according to leading presidential pollsters. Later on, our panel will laugh at Trump and tell our viewers that he has no chance at winning the election.

Also, 26 women have leveled charges against that meany Donald Trump. Apparently, he's called some of them names at some time in the past. What's more shocking is that some voters still plan to vote for Trump in November. Simply deplorable.

In truly scary news, Russian Premier Putin has ordered the American election to be hacked. Our fearless president Barack Obama has said that he will get to the bottom of this development. Many Democrats point to the fact that since Hillary Clinton led in the presidential polls, there was no way that the Republican candidate could have won the election without cheating.

After these commercials, our weather god will explain Global Climate Change.....

Pajama Boy Comments On The Election

Three weeks ago, America spoke, and elected a new President. Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump won in a big electoral landslide. We welcome our new correspondent, known to America as Pajama Boy, to comment on the election.

Thank you, RedSquirrel Report.

As I watched that wretched racist, sexist, homophobe Donald Trump steal the election from the comfort of my pillow fort, I cried just like those poor, despondent Hillary supporters on TV. I saw America destroyed as my man-crush Rachel Maddow delivered the awful news:

'We are in Hell. Donald Trump has been elected the 45th President of the United States.'

I could barely hold on to my cup of hot cocoa (with both hands) as Hillary's blue wall of Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin came crashing down. It was almost as if Republican terrorists were bombing my Mom's house!

Then I watched all the anti-Trump protests on TV, and some Trump voters get a well-deserved beat down by upset Hillary supporters. I don't support the beating of Trump-supporters, but I understand it.

Right now, I'm so afraid! What will happen to America with this maniac in the Oval Office? Women who have abortions will be rounded up and thrown in Trump's gulags! Also, Trump will break up millions of Mexican families! 

What will happen to Obamacare? I'm almost losing my mind thinking about it!

If I go into a girl's bathroom, will Trump send his secret police to arrest me? You have to excuse me. I THINK I'M HYPER-VENTILATING WITH FEAR!!!

On the other hand, I am hopeful that Dr. Jill Stein, Green Party candidate, can overturn this rigged travesty. I asked my Mom to contribute to her recount effort.

Well, that's all for now. I think I'll go upstairs and ask my Mom to heat up some more milk.

Pajama Boy.

Green Day Anti-Trump Song Parody Alert

Do you have the time
To hear us cry and whine
about that racist sexist homophobic Trump?
There are millions of melodramatic fools
who bitch about broken rules
Hating Trump is cool

America is on the brink
Let's burn the kitchen sink
The votes they tallied up
wasn't quite enough
And now we are gonna burn your business down!

We don't want to think
We just know that Trump's a dink
Hillary lost and that's bringing us down
They did it to Al Gore
We'll burn down your store
We love Common Core
We know the election was rigged!

Russian hackers stole it for Trump
We are so down in the dumps
The votes they tallied up
wasn't quite enough
Trump is a Nazi...We demand a re-count!

We are so butt-hurt.....
The electoral college has got to go....

An RSR Exclusive: A Report From Hillary Campaign Headquarters

On Election Night, we had a special correspondent at Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters. This timeline is what he saw:

At 5:00 p.m., the candidate is upbeat, and her campaign staff  has uncorked the champagne.

At 7:00 p.m., some numbers are dribbling in, and an already angry Hillary has cancelled the celebratory fireworks.

At 9:30 p.m., Florida has gone to the opponent. Hillary berates campaign spokesman Robbie Mook.

At 11:00 p.m., Hillary's blue wall begins to crumble. Pennsylvania is uncomfortably close, and Ohio is gone.

At 12 midnight, Hillary has been drinking heavily. As the electoral map turns red, she gets up from the couch and screams at campaign director John Podesta, yelling:

'I'M GOING TO BE INDICTED!!! IF I'M INDICTED, YOU'RE ALL GOING DOWN WITH ME!!!!'

At 12:30 a.m., Clinton physically attacks Podesta. Several staffers restrain her, and her on-site doctor gives her a sedative.

At 1:00 a.m., Pennsylvania goes red. Clinton sends Podesta out to speak to her supporters.

At 2:00 a.m., Clinton falls asleep in a drunken stuper. Trump is declared the winner.

At 2:30 a.m., An unidentified Hillary Clinton voice impressionist with the campaign calls President-elect Trump to concede the election.

Red Forman's Message For Hillary Clinton Voters

On November 8, the American people elected Donald Trump president. Supporters of Democrat candidate Hillary Clinton were left in shock, and many became despondent. As her electoral blue wall of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin crumbled, America watched Hillary's unhinged supporters crying on TV.

Our Election Night correspondent Red Forman files this commentary:

C'mon, all you special little snowflakes. It's about time you get up out of bed. All you pajama boys and girls can't stay frozen in the fetal position forever.

Four years ago, Obama won (or stole) re-election. We who voted against him didn't spend the next two weeks crying over it. We got up the next morning, and went to our jobs while our co-workers gloated.

Your candidate lost. It's time to move on with life. Just repeat after me:

'Donald Trump has been elected, and I'm going to be o.k.'. Good. You can tell yourself that Hillary won the popular vote if you like, but the winning margin came from illegal aliens, dead voters, rigged voting machines, voters illegally voting multiple times, and the leftist welfare state basket case called California.

Most Normal-Americans can't stand Hillary.

Speaking of California, some leftists want to secede from America. Hillary won California by 3.7 millions votes. If they break away from the union, do you Dems think that you have a better chance of winning the presidential election in 2020?

There are the dumb-asses who are 'protesting' the election of president-elect Trump. C'mon. kids, time to grow up. Even my idiot son Eric has moved on. On my Twitter feed, I'm seeing many instances of violence against Trump voters. Some of you need a big foot in your ass. Knock it off.

You were lied to. We were all lied to. The mainstream news media were trying to suppress the anti-Hillary vote. Hillary was over-confident, and Trump out-hustled her.

Now, let's get behind our president-elect.