The Burgermeister Meister Berger Was Just A Fat Liberal

During my Christmas break, I checked out lots of Christmas classic video clips off of YouTube. There was Claymation Christmas, Christmas Story featuring little Ralphie, Rudolph and his pal Hermey, and The Grinch.

I also watched a clip from Rankin Bass' Santa Claus Is Coming To Town where the maladjusted, toy-hating Burgermeister Meister Berger sang his number There Will Be No More Toy Makers To The King.

The Burgermeister sounds a lot like one of those joy-hating, unhinged liberal control freaks who are ALWAYS  trying to ban something, be it fatty foods, cigarettes, or water hoses.I bet he would fit right in The Obama Regime:

It's a difficult responsibility
that you accept the number one control freak, Me!
The 0bama regime will tell you how it will be
'There will be no more freedom', says the man-child king

I will take your school lunch
Fatty foods and Hawaiian Punch
All guns will be confiscated
And NO! I don't want to debate it
I will regulate your Internet
Arrest you and your garden hose
Outlaw water and low-mileage cars  
Send The IRS after my foes!

It's a difficult responsibility
that you accept the number one control freak, Me!
The 0bama regime will tell you how it will be
I don't want to hear you speak of Liberty!

All my college transcripts will be sealed
My wounded Election Night pride will be healed
Smart schoolchildren? We'll RETARD them!
They hate the lunches? We'll STARVE them!
No more talk radio with their yakety-yak
or Koch Brothers in 3-piece suits
I don't WANT ANY OPPOSITION!
or they will feel my boot!

It's a difficult responsibility
That you obey the number one control freak, Me!
Obamacare will be mandatory! 

All opposition will be declared racist, hateful, tea-baggin', right-wing....

AND.....

anybody caught uttering pro-Constitutional rhetoric will be THROWN 
IN A FEMA CAMP!

There will be no more free speech says the man-child king!