Valerie Jarrett Looks Forward To 2015

It's that time when we look forward to the new year, so we at RSR thought that we would have presidential adviser Valerie Jarrett back to show us what the Obama regime has in store for America in 2015:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. I hope that you have signed up for ObamaCare. I wouldn't want to send any of my people to your house to 'fine' you.

Yes, 2014 ended with fireworks, and it was a beautiful sight....But, enough with the riots in Oakland and Ferguson, Missouri. 

The important thing is that the administration, along with our trusted adviser Reverend Al Sharpton are working with our Communist friends at A.N.S.W.E.R. to 'fundamentally transform' police departments. We are training 10,000 community organizers as well as our national civilian security force.

Soon, unarmed Black youths will be able once again to take to the streets of America without having to worry about racist White cops gunning them down in cold blood.

The Affordable Care Act is right on track, bringing health care to millions of Americans (and our new immigrant friends). Soon, we will get what we have always wanted:

Single-payer and 20,000,000 new Democrats. To all Americans who have had their health plans cancelled, I say 'tough toe nails.'

Remember on Election Night 2012 when Barack told America that 'The best is yet to come?' Well, we may have been dealt a slight roadblock when our enemies voted to flip the Senate to The Republicans, so that means the administration may have to ignore Congress for the next two years.

Some people think that Barry will be just a 'lame duck'. Think again.

Two-thirds of The American people didn't even vote, but if they did, I'm sure they would want a nuclear Iran. 

Soon, we will close down Club Gitmo, and set the prisoners free to live in peace with their loving families. Then, we can concentrate more on those tea-bagger terrorists.

Finally, let's finally end the War On Women. Those dastardly Republicans elected scores of self-hating GOP women who simply refuse to make the taxpayers fund contraceptives. This is madness!

So, as the big ball drops, and everybody waits for 2015 to finally arrive, I know all Americans are excited that we are one day closer to our ultimate dream....a New World Order! All the administration wants is a world of perfect social justice, where America erases her borders, and be forced to live just like her impoverished neighbors.

Barry knows what's best for everybody. We know there will be some right-wing refuseniks who will resist our efforts. Don't worry, we are opening re-education camps in 2015. As soon as we can figure out how to take your guns away, we'll get it done!

All hail King Barack!