This just in:
President Obama lies like a priceless Persian rug lying on a rich man's floor.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lies like the man with slick-back hair who sold me that Ford.
Attorney General Eric Holder lies like a penny in a parking lot at the grocery store.
Susan Rice lies like a pine tree in the back yard after last week's storm.
and, Director of National Security James Clapper lies like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch.
It comes so natural to them.