Sunday, June 16, 2013

This Just In: Obama And His Minions Are Liars

This just in:

President Obama lies like a priceless Persian rug lying on a rich man's floor.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lies like the man with slick-back hair who sold me that Ford.

Attorney General Eric Holder lies like a penny in a parking lot at the grocery store.

Susan Rice lies like a pine tree in the back yard after last week's storm.

and, Director of National Security James Clapper lies like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch.

It comes so natural to them.

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