The American people would like to dedicate a song to that idiot, Joe Biden. We are concerned about this gaffe machine's mental health, and wonder if he's on drugs or something.
This week, he spoke before a group, and suggested that The Republicans would like to 'put y'all back in chains.' He has stuck his foot in his mouth on numerous occasions, but lately he has us REALLY concerned about his mental health.
We're not sure, but some of us are starting to believe that he may be possessed by a REALLY goofy demon.
We are getting more concerned every day. Sometimes it seems like he doesn't even know where he is. A couple days ago, our geographically-challenged friend spoke to a group in Virginia, while thinking he was in North Carolina.
Uncle Joe seems confused, not even knowing what century it is. Apparently, he believes he's in the 1900's. It's very sad to see him like this.
Joe also has trouble dealing with letters and numbers. To him, JOBS is a three-letter-word. It's scary to see someone (who's only a heartbeat away from being leader of the free world) act like this.
So Casey, will you please play "Fool On The Hill" by The Beatles? We just want to let goofy 'ole Joe know that we're just thinking about him. Thank you.
Well America, here's your long-distance dedication.
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