Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Barry, The Sleazy Thug From Chicago


This week, the Narcissist-in-Chief tried to make a joke at Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's expense, referring to his opponent as 'Romney Hood". Apparently, Obama thought that Robin Hood stole from the middle class, and gave to the rich. Sad.

If only The Indonesian dog meat connoisseur studied western culture, he would have known that the legendary Robin Hood 'stole' from the tyrant King John, and returned the money to the over-taxed people.

Robin Hood would have been the leader of the Sherwood Forest Chapter of The Tea Party.

In the Disney-animated movie 'Robin Hood', there was a scene where Robin's friends enjoy a song mocking the childish King John.

"The Phony King of England," sung by Robin's pal Little John reminds me of what's happening in in America right now. While the man-child Dictator taxes and ruins us,  my friends in the alternative media forest mock him.

I've changed some of the words, and it goes something like this:

Barry, The Sleazy Thug From Chicago

Well, the classrooms sing of a man-child king
We don't know where he was born
He offered change as he rode in on
his magic unicorn
Now our country's maxed and the people taxed
As he showers his crooked friends
We pay and pay and count down the days
When his reign comes to an end

Barry's unqualified and inept
We don't know where his records are kept
He's the Sleazy Thug From Chicago
A pox On the Sleazy Thug From Chicago

He sits aloof, that jug-eared goof
Pretends that he's the king
His wife's a Mooch, He ate a pooch
While Soros pulls his strings
This no-good fraud and Axelrod
and his pals down at ACORN
His weirdo czars have gone too far
As he always blows his horn

A liar and a phony!
The Commie and his cronys!
The sleazy thug from Chicago
The sleazy thug from Chicago

He regulates us to all to death
Killed the Keystone Pipeline
He wastes our Money on solar panels
But says,'You're doing fine.'
On Election Day, He'll go away
With Romney Hood We will win
America's had it with his lies
And we're sick of all the spin

Then Axelrod will tell his boss
'Oh, Crap, It appears that we lost.'
The Sleazy and Greasy Thug From Chicago
Spinning, blabberin'....
lyin', jabberin'....
constitution ripping....
power-tripping....

The no-good Sleazy Thug From Chicago
The no-good Sleazy Thug From Chicago

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