Thursday, May 19, 2011

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be An Anti-Circumcision Activist

If Lloyd Schofield has his way, the residents of San Francisco, that wacky city by the bay that also banned happy meals, will vote to make circumcision illegal. The self-described "intactivist" , Lloyd Schofield is behind (whoops, I said 'behind') the referendum (whoops, I said 'end'), that would make circumcision a criminal misdemeanor, punishable with a $1,000 fine and a year in jail. A year from now, you may hear this on Court T.V.
"Rabbi Goldstein, you are guilty of genital mutilation. I sentence you to a year in jail. Bailiff, take him away."
I wonder how long it took for Lloyd to get the 7.700 signatures for his petition. Probably two or three hours.

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