Thursday, May 19, 2011

....And The Best Thing Is, He's Single!

This week, your bushy-tailed reporter has a special treat for you. His name is Stanley Thornton Jr. He's the star of 'Taboo', a program on The National Geographic Channel. He wears diapers, and lives as an 'adult baby'. Baby Stanley and his 'mommy', roommate Sandra Dias, receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI). Meanwhile, Republican meanie, Oklahoma's Tom Coburn, is threatening to take away his monymony boo boo. The 350-lb. adult baby has even threatened to commit suicide if the crazy checks stop coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new mascot of The Democrat Party U.S.A.

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