Wanna get really sh..faced? Then play the Barack Hussein Obama Drinking Game. Invite your friends over, and make sure you're liquor cabinet is well-stocked. Then. as Barry starts his televised speech, press conference or State Of The Union Speech, take a shot every time he:
Says the phrase 'Them Folks', when referring to whites, Jews, business owners, Christians, the rich, Republicans, the bitter-clingers,
Bullies one of the aforementioned groups, then talks about 'bipartisanship',
uses the phrase 'I inherited this from the previous adminstration'. He cannot start a sentence without first blaming George W. Bush for everything.
abuses the personal pronouns I, me, mine, myself. Barry loves to toot his own horn, so take a shot when he brags about his amazing, fantastic self.
Well, that's it for now. You may want to keep a telephone nearby when you have to call 911. You and your friends may discover that you have an acute case of alcohol poisoning half-way through the speech. Cheers.
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