Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Dayton(a) 500

The gang at Minnesota Majority is bringing the Dayton Soup Truck to a town near you. If Governor Crazy Eyes has his way, taxes will explode for the so-called 'weaithiest Minnesotans', and it will hurt job creation. The Dayton Soup Truck is a rolling symbol, with depression-era/ soup-line imagery on the sides.

 I have my own idea. I call it The Dayton(a) 500. It's like The Cannonball Run, the 1979 movie starring Burt Reynolds and an all-star cast. We start the race in the center of Minnesota. 500 businesses that would leave the state if the guv raises their taxes can enter a car, complete with corporate decal. Then, it's a race to the border. The winners will be Minnesota's neighbors. The Minnesota work force will be the losers.

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