Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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After Soros ruined the British pound in 1992, he set his evil sights on America. His agenda rested on making excessive drug use manditory in the United States. George Soros' plan was to turn America into a nation of dependent drug zombies, willing to vote Democrat for all eternity. His Demoncrat candidates would do his bidding, wrecking the american economy, racking up trillions and trillions of national debt, then finally, crashing the American dollar. Soros would be there to bet short on the American currency, and cash in.
On election night 1994, Hell was a very angry place. Newt Gingrich and the Republicans took control of both houses of Congress. Soros was particularly revolted with the presence of clean-cut Ohio Senator John Kascich. When President Bill Clinton signed Gingrich-Kascich's balanced budget into law in 1999, Soros and his demons knew that they had to start over.
It was a visit to the 9th circle of Hell, Soros' father's crib, when Soros devised his most diabolical plan ever. There, he found his father's video collection. As George Soros would say later in his creepy, Hungarian accent:
" I knew that a lot of my father's friends has video collections. Mostly porn. But, it was interesting that father had hour upon hour of C-SPAN footage of California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. Daddy's eyes would glow like jack-o-lantern eyes. He'd watch Pelosi, smile, and say 'She's perfect! What a duplicitous,
corrupt sociopath! I'm in love!"
Soros had found his new instrument of sheer evil.

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