What To Do If An ObamaCare 'Navigator' Visits You

The Obama Administration has announced that they will roll out a $700,000,000 campaign to get Americans enrolled in ObamaCare. They have their friends in Hollywood on hand to tell us that it's cool, and they have hired 16,000 new IRS agents to harass you into compliance.

Obama has also hired thousands of navigators to help The American People wade thru the mountains of paperwork involved

Sure, we here at The RedSquirrel Report know that this horrific law is now the law of the land, but we also believe there are millions of Americans who will refuse to take part in this madness. Your bushy-tailed community organizer is here to show all you freedom-loving refuseniks how to peacefully protest this terrible law.

You can attend an ObamaCare Card Burning Rally to show Washington just how angry you are. You can also burn your 65-page ObamaCare package.

When the ObamaCare navigator shows up at your front door, perhaps you can refuse to let him in. When he tells you to open the door, start taunting them in Franglais.

Insult his family. Call his mother a hamster and his father a drunk. If you have friends over, throw stuff out the window.

Catapult a cow thru your chimney. If you have any chickens, toss them out of your second-story window. Maybe one of the chickens will peck their eyes out.

Eventually, you may be killed by the police, but at least you will have made your feelings known.

200 years from now, the history books will note your protests against this terrible law, right there along with abolitionist John Brown and the millions of Americans who burned their draft cards.

Because Obama Got High

I was gonna carry out the laws, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna hire these czars, but then I got high
Now America's screwed, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna create some jobs, but then I got high
I wasn't gonna whip up these mobs, but then I got high
I'm a big race-baiting jerk, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna hide my records, but then I got high
I'm a paranoid dope-head, because I got high
Spent millions hiding my past, an' you don't need to know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna let you keep your plan, but then I got high
Was gonna read it with Harry n' Nan, but then I got high
Everybody hates ObamaCare, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna sell those guns, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna hurt no one, but then I got high
Now lots of people are dead, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna send the consulate help, but then I got high
But I was thinking of myself, I was just getting high
Now they say I committed treason, an' I don't know why (why? why?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna sic The IRS after you, but then I got high
Wasn't gonna sic the NSA after you, but then I got high
We are spying on you, an' you don't need to know why
Because we are all high, because we are all high, because we are all high

Obama: I Accept The Zimmerman Verdict, As Terrible As It Is

Three weeks ago, George Zimmerman was acquitted of murder charges in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin. We here at The RedSquirrel Report have seen the subsequent protests that followed. While many of these protests have been peaceful, we also sense the need for Americans to experience some much-needed racial healing. So, we have asked The President of the United States to say a few words.

Take it away, Mr. President. The floor is yours:

Thank you. Three weeks ago, Hispanic white man George Zimmerman was acquitted of murder charges in the death of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin.

This was not supposed to happen. Non-black victims are not supposed to fight back against their black assailant(s). After Zimmerman used his face to pummel Trayvon's poor fists bloody, he shot him in cold blood.

The jury of 5 white women and 1 Hispanic female has spoken, and I accept their terrible decision. So, let's move on.

I have told Attorney General Eric Holder to open a George Zimmerman tip line. If anyone has ever seen George Zimmerman violate any one's civil rights, please contact The Attorney General. There might be a nice cash reward in it for ya.

I am happy to announce that racial-healer Al Sharpton has organized 100 Marches For Trayvon. 

Still, there are some hard feelings following this trial. The New Black Panther Party has vowed to lynch Zimmerman, and there have been several news accounts of black mobs beating white victims for Trayvon. The Obama White House will not stand for racial strife.

If white-Americans are feeling unsafe, they are encouraged to leave the country.

Finally, I have said that Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago. I can also see myself beating the hell out of that fat Hispanic honky, slamming my fists into his face, banging his head into the hard sidewalk.

Thank you.

This Just In: MSNBC Damages Your Brain

Your bushy-tailed correspondent is always looking out for you. When there is a potential danger effecting millions of Americans, we are always there to bring this information to light.

While studying the effects of television viewing on the human brain, our resident scientist discovered something quite alarming.


Watching MSNBC for 1 minute kills 1,978,541 brain cells.

 

3,576,993 if you're watching that host with the tampons hanging from her ears.

Prolonged exposure to this cable channel may cause severe brain damage, and in many cases, madness. Second-hand viewing is also quite harmful.

If you watch MSNBC, please get your head checked.

The RedSquirrel cares.

This Fall On Univision,,,,The Adventures Of Carlos Danger

COMING this Fall on Univision

He seeks eleccion as he texts ereccion....Carlos Danger!

His wife stands by him while he gives the taxpayer THE SHAFT....Carlos Danger!

He lives a double life. On the Internet he is Carlos Danger,

but he is also Antonio Weiner....

Will his terrible secret force Weiner to pull out of the eleccion?

Stay tuned....

 

Obama Congratulates The Royal Family

Dear Kate Middleton,

I am so sorry to hear that you have been punished with a baby, You have my deepest sympathy.


Barack

Dzhokhar On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

I'm not a rock singer, I got blood on my fingers
I wage jihad everywhere I go
We like to create terror and make blood rain down
Until the twelfth Imam decides he'll show

I say to Hell with you infidels
How I love to hear your cries and moans
In that boat I was caught and then I got shot
Now I'm on the cover of The Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone-I look so good on the cover
Stone-It's too bad I ran over my brother
Stone-The girls like to see my face
On the cover of The Rolling Stone


My brother Tamerlan & I would do anything
that our Quran says
We got a Middle-Eastern Imam
showing us a better way
The thing in this bag will blow off your legs
and shatter all your bones
Some people think it's sick, Now I got my picture
On the cover of The Rolling Stone