What Should Washington's Professional Football Team Call Itself?

After mounting pressure from Cancel- Culturalists and Nativist-Americans, the Washington D.C. professional football team has dropped their team nickname. They will not be referred to as 'The Redskins' anymore.

The 2020-2021 NFL Football Season probably won't even take place this year, so there's plenty of time to think up a new team nickname. Owner Dan Snyder or someone who works for the team should announce a 'Name The Team' contest, and I'm thinking the winner should get lifetime tickets and $10,000.

Here are some of my team nickname ideas:

The Washingtom DC Taxandspenders

The Washington Swampdwellers

The Washington Bureaucrats

The Washington Corruptocrats

I think the images below could make for fearsome helmet decals!

Aunt Jemima: Black Lives Don't Matter To Black Lives Matter

Aunt Jemima's boss has been forced to fire the beloved corporate spokesperson. The cancel culturalists have decided that her brand and her smile is offensive to social justice warriors and to violent, politically correct racialists everywhere.

According to the mainstream news media, the death of George Floyd sparked violent protests across the country. and the destructive rise of the violent Marxist gang, Black Lives Matter. One of their leaders has vowed to 'burn the American system down'

The RedSquirrel Report has hired Aunt Jemima as our
new correspondent. Take it away, Aunt J:

Thanks, honey....

Aunt Jemima is here to tell y'all that Black lives don't really matter to those jive-assed Black Lives Matter turkeys! If black lives really mattered to BLM, THEN THEY WOULD LEAVE ME AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY THE HELL ALONE!!!

I loved my job, and those creepy-assed, cancel culture bastards took my job away. I was at that place since 1890, and things were just peachy.......up until 2020. Are we to believe that suddenly a Black woman's face on a box of pancake mix is offensive to normal Americans? OH, HELL NO!!!

By the way, my real name is Nancy Green. I was an actual slave (you little punk-assed crybabies have no idea how good you got it living in America). After I was freed, I was hired by the Pearl Milling Company. I got to be the spokesperson, and I got to travel all over. I made a FORTUNE!

These PC jack-asses took this terrific gig away from me. I have noticed that the rioting mob burned down a lot of businesses on Minneapolis's Lake Street. I guess that Black jobs don't matter to Black Lives Matter either!

You would think that a group that calls itself Black Lives Matter would be out protesting all the gun violence and murder in Chicago. Think again!

I heard that two of the founders of BLM are lesbians, and their website says that breaking up the nuclear family is what they're all about. HEY BITCHES, IF YOU DON'T LIKE FAMILIES. THEN DON'T START ONE! JUST LEAVE THE REST OF US THE HELL ALONE!!!

If a conservative, normal American doesn't want to start a family, he or she stays single. These jive-assed progressive weirdos START A VIOLENT, MARXIST, FAMILY-HATING ORGANIZATION AND TRIES TO WIPE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OUT!!!

Oh, and Black Lives Matter thinks that Planned Parenthood is just fine n' dandy!!! Black babies don't matter either....

Finally, if you make a mistake and tell one of these maniacs that 'ALL LIVES MATTER', you better duck, because they might throw a brick into your skull or shoot you! 

This is Aunt Jemima, reporting from somewhere in America. Back to you, RedSquirrel!

Are Americans Voting With Their Feet?

I was just thinking.......

Democrat-controlled cities are out of control. Progressive mayors appear to approve of violence, riots , and looting. Democrat governors are using Covid 19 as an excuse to aggressively jam an incredible level of tyranny down our throats and keep blue-state economies shut down.

Idiot Marxist NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio refuses to enforce the law, but actively harasses Jews and Christians who just want to attend church services. Millions of Americans trapped in blue states are threatened with arrests and fines for questioning shutdowns and covid-19 face mask dictates.

Thousands of anti-police protesters, trouble-makers, arsonists, and vandals are celebrated on the mainstream news media, but if you protest ridiculous leftist policies, you're a threat to public health and safety.

Meanwhile, states ran by Republican governors are populated with very content, affluent residents, and the economies are far more open and powerful. The leftists in the news media accuse red-state governors of trying to kill their residents by opening their economies, yet you're three times more likely to be killed by Covid 19 if you reside in a blue state.

In the last month and a half, I've heard callers on talk radio tell the hosts that they are moving out of the blue state where they currently reside, and move to a red state. I was just thinking.....

Can you imagine normal, everyday Americans just accepting the non-stop violence and never-ending economic shutdown, or do you wonder if perhaps millions of people will finally say enough is enough?

I can imagine many millions of people moving to states that are more affluent and free, and leaving the blue states behind. Imagine 4 or 8 years from now, sparsely-populated red states like Montana, Alaska, Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Idaho,and Utah become electoral powerhouses.

It's already happening. Blue states California and New York are losing residents, and red states Texas and Florida are gaining. The trick is, how do you stop new residents escaping blue states from bringing their terrible blue-state policies with them? Turning a red state blue would be disastrous.

Our country is a  laboratory of democracy. There are 50 states, and they should compete for people. If you don't approve of the way your state or local government is run, perhaps you should vote with your feet.

Rick And Morty Fight Against The Cancel Culture

Recently, Joe the Cartoonist has discovered the animated Adult Swim series 'Rick and Morty,' and it has dawned on him that all the recent 'cancel culture' news stories seem almost like they could be made into an episode.

Here's his treatment:

Rick and Morty REALLY hate cancel culture. They are disgusted with Marxist bullies like Black Lives Matter and the creepy AntiFa, and decide to fire up their time machine to get away from 2020 for a while. They set the machine to the year 2030.

When they arrive at their future destination, they learn that things have gotten way, way worse.

They learn that America's history has been erased completely, and all the memorials and statues have been pulled down. Mt. Rushmore has been replaced with Mount MaoStalinPolPot.

English has been replaced with African-Khoisan mouth clicking. It is illegal to write. Black Lives Matter and Islam are the only legal religions. White people are forced to live on their knees.

Rick and Morty are caught speaking English, and they are arrested by leftist, inbred Twitter 'influencers'. The FBI and CIA have been replaced by The PC Police..

They escape, and duck into a grocery store. Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben products are gone. In 2030, EVERYTHING is banned, and all store products come in cans and boxes with no brand names or words. You have to guess what you have just bought.

All sports nicknames have been banned, and soccer is the only sport that remains. In fact, all city and town names have been banned and replaced with Muslim and African-sounding names.
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Statues of Civil Rights leaders like Martin Luther King have been pulled down. All privately-owned businesses have been burned-down or looted.

Rick and Morty learn that most Blacks have been killed. Black Lives Matter has gotten what they wanted. The nuclear family has been abolished, and crime has shot thru the roof.

BLM has successfully 'burned down the system', and the Black Community has been decimated. The NBA is defunct.

Rich, White college girls, brain-washed by scummy communist college professors, are rulers in this Hellish dystopia.

Rick and Morty program their time machine for 1965, and save the world by persuading the government to de-fund the colleges.

The Democrat Agenda: 'For Hate's Sake'

We here at RSS have invited a representative from the Democrat party to explain their Campaign 2020 strategy. Here to explain is their spokesman:

Thanks, Admeeeeeral. I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember Election Night 2016......

We all believed the polls and felt certain that Hillary Clinton was surely going to prevail, and become America's first female President. Alas, as Election Night wore on, the Democrat Blue Wall slowly crumbled.

Florida.....then Pennsylvania....then Michigan......and Wisconsin fell into the hands of that Cheeto-headed Republican. When his victory was announced, I knew exactly how the traumatized, crying Hillary supporters felt. In 'The Wrath Of Khan', I set off the Genesis Project, and almost destroyed the universe in my whacked desire to destroy my enemies.....

This brings me to Campaign 2020. Our Orange enemy shall learn that revenge is a dish that is best served cold. For hate's sake, we Democrats are spitting our last breath at thee, Donald Trump.

Surely we will make our point clear. We want to avenge ourselves upon you, Trump. We want to deprive you of power, and then deprive everyone of their freedom.

We delight in this worldwide pandemic Covid-19, and yet we are also blaming YOU for it. We are spreading misery and far-reaching economic destitution in blue states by shutting down the economy.

We believe that voters in blue states will blame you for this disaster. That's how much we hate you!

Our allies at CNN and MSNBC are telling the American People to oppose EVERYTHING that you support. When you speak in favor of Hydroxi Chloroquin, we tell everyone that it's a deadly drug! 

When you (and Republican Governors) speak in favor of re-opening the economy, our allies in the news media tell the voters that you want to kill them!

As our foot soldiers burn down businesses, loot stores, and murder cops, we call you a RACIST when you promise to bring about law and order!!!!! Black Lives Matter!!!!Black Lives Matter!!!!

We shall leave you as you left us four long years ago.....in the center of a cold, dead campaign. We will bury you ALIVE!!! FOR HATE'S SAKE!!!!

A New Red Forman Commentary: I'm In Favor Of More Police Brutality

Here with his newest commentary on police reform is our normal-American everyman, Red Forman:

Thanks, Red....

Right now it's 2:30 in the 'morning', and there seems to be a gang squealing their tires about as loud as they can about a block away. Normally, the cops would be stopping this crap, but the neighbor-hood police station was set on fire and gutted,

Nowadays, there's a lot of talk about de-funding the police and dismantling the Minneapolis Police Department. Before I leave this lawless shithole forever, I'd like to add my two cents. I. too. have a complaint concerning police brutality.

I wish there was more of it. 

If your head is screwed on straight, you would know that the progressive weirdos running Minneapolis are unfit to run anything. They were supposed to give the police direction. On the evening of May 28, the city government told the police in the 3rd precinct to evacuate their station, and allow it to fall in the hands of a violent, hateful mob

The dumbfucks running Minneapolis turned East Lake Street into a war zone, and now the officers from the 3rd Precinct are suffering from PTSD from the horror of May 28. On that terrible night, many officers were saving one last bullet in their guns in case The Walking Fucktards decided to beat them to death.

The Governor should have called in the National Guard on TUESDAY 26, and told the police that you guys do whatever it takes to bring order to Lake Street. I'd be cheering if I saw a bunch of these rioting pricks get shot and arrested.

The news media dumbasses saw what we saw up close. A lot of  businesses on Lake Street burned to the ground by anarchist fuckheads. We saw idiots break the doors at Target and Cubfoods, and a bunch of felonious assholes looted these stores. The dummkopfs in the news media keep calling them 'protesters.' Stop calling them 'protesters.' They're vandals, arsonists, and looters.

The next time I hear someone call one of these rioting assholes a 'protester', I'm gonna clock somebody. If my son Eric ever took part in a riot like this, I'd disown him, and probably kill him.

I hope that the 3rd Precinct gets re-built. I say, make it bigger and badder than U.S. Bank Stadium, and we can jail the pricks who set it on fire.

And while I'm here, I have some choice words for the 'woke' cancel-culture goon squad. Since they're doing away with Aunt Jemima, I'm thinking about changing my name to 'Red Jemima. I'll have a t-shirt made with my big head in blackface, with a big middle finger. Get a fucking life, commie.

Haiku (This Is What 'Justice For George' Looks Like)

Burned-down businesses

Ugly graffiti all over

Looters and vandals