WI Public Unionistas Already Working On Next Walker Recall

The union bosses in Wisconsin are already gathering petitions, and gearing up for YET ANOTHER recall of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Our correspondent learned that the next recall effort will probably take place in September.



As for last night's recall, it was obvious that all of the illegal votes, the intimidation, and public outbursts by angry leftists would not bring Democrat challenger Tom Barrett any closer to victory.
 
"Damned Walker beat Tom Barrett so badly, it's beyond our election fraud threshold.

We bussed in tons of voters from Chicago and Michigan and Minnesota, threatened our neighbors, and it STILL wasn't enough!", one union boss said.

"I had a trunk full of ballots, but what good would these stuffed ballot boxes do? Those tea-baggers really got their people out".

Over at MSNBC, both Ed Schultz and Lawrence O' Donnell had a mental breakdown, while Rachel Maddow behaved like Saddam's propagandist Baghdad Bob, simply refusing to believe that the Democrat could possibly lose.

At CNN, an elated Wolf Blitzer excitedly proclaimed the phony exit poll data, but turned more dour as the results came in.

Tuesday night ended with a conservative gloatfest on Twitter. Some of us laughed at the weepy unionista, as he warned America:

"This is the end of the U.S.A. as we know it".

Boo hoo hoo. Get over yourself, you big baby.

It's Official: The Devil Supports Obama

The simply faaabulous Anna Wintour, the inspiration behind the hellish Miranda Priestly character in 'The Devil Wears Prada', made a video for all the little people yesterday.

For a campaign contribution, Vogue Magazine's editor-in-chief says that two poor shlubs will win a trip to New York, and attend an Obama event, co-hosted by the simply fantastic star of HBO'S Sex In The City Sarah Jessica Parker. In this video, Wintour says:

(If you're reading this out loud, do so in the most pretentious New York snob voice that you can muster) 

Hi. I'm Anna Wintour, and I'm so lucky in my work that I'm able to meet some of the most incredible women in the world, women like Sarah Jessica-Parker and Me Shell Obama....

These two wonderful women and I are hosting a dinner, along with the president,in New York City, to benefit the Obama campaign on June the 14th. It will be a fantastic evening, and you can join us. We're saving the two best seats for you, but you have to enter to win. You can enter right now by going to BarackObama.com/NewYorkNight.

Sarah Jessica and I both have our reasons for supporting President Obama, and we want to hear yours, so please join us.

But just don't be late........

Oh, goody! How could ANYONE pass up this golden opportunity to hob-nob with leftist, elitist snobs! There's nothing that screams 99% more than sitting around with a bunch of hoity-toidy, coastal libs. You could not get any more out of touch.

I hope that Larry The Cable Guy wins the drawing.

I understand that Wintour has ordered her kitchen staff to create a three-foot ice sculpture made in the likeness of Obama's head. Co-host Sarah Jessica Parker will hang a feedbag around the guests necks, and put in carrots and oats.

The most telling part in the video is where she discloses the reason for this shindig is so that you can tell Wintour and Parker why you support the Narcissist-In-chief. In other words, this sweepstakes exists because he wants his over-sized ego stroked.

Wow. I didn't think that it was possible for me to dislike these people any more than I do.....

Straight From The Horse's Mouth

I got another Obama campaign email. This time, it's from the star of HBO's Sex In The City, Sarah Jessica-Parker. It reads:

Friend--

It's my honor to invite you to take part in an event I'm hosting at my home with the President and First Lady on June 14th.

What's for dinner? Will everybody have a horse feedbag tied around their necks, or will there be DOG on the menu?

If you can make a donation of any amount today, you'll be automatically entered to win two tickets to New York to join us.

You mean if I give money to that jack-a$$ who is wrecking the country, I might win a trip to NEW YORK CITY, and hobnob with a bunch of leftist snobs? Where do I sign?

Just before Election Day in 2008, I went to an Obama campaign office in New York and called some undecided voters.

So what you're telling me is that you helped destroy this country. You must be proud.

I believed then, as I do now, that if we all chipped in and did our part. we would not only make history, but create meaningful change that so many Americans needed.

You know who else made history and created meaningful change? Adoph Hitler.

For me, this election is even more important than 2008.

That is why we're doing what we can to vote that corrupt, narcissistic jerk out of the White House.

As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success.

Do you really believe the crap that's coming out of your mouth?

This November's election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we're forced to go back to policies that ask my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden--while people like me, who don't need tax breaks, get extra help.

OH, COME OFF IT, YOU BRAIN-DEAD, CLUELESS AIRHEAD!  Your precious child dictator Obama is a cruel, malicious corruptocrat, who despises everything that  makes America great. To any normal, informed American, His Presidency resembles a foreign occupation.

I'm hosting this event on June 14th because there is so much at stake this year, and I want to keep doing what I can.

So I take it that you haven't had enough economic destruction, corruption, kow-towing to dictators, crapping on our allies, and non-stop lying.

I hope you'll help me welcome President Obama and the First Lady to New York.

You really don't have a clue just how angry the American people are with this clown  defiling the Presidency, do you?

It should be fabulous.

Do you know what will be fabulous? November 6 will be fabulous, when the American people get to give the communist agitator the boot.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win:

I don't want to be automatically entered. That sounds painful. I'm sure your weird Hollywood friends don't mind being automatically entered.

Hope to see you there,

You can keep hoping until doomsday, horse face.

Sarah Jessica

Neigh. Have a carrot.

John Edwards Thanks The Jury

"Thank you, everybody. I want to thank the jury for their dedication to justice. My legal team felt secure that I had not committed any crime. Sure, I am guilty of cheating on my dying wife, and hiding my mistress and love child. I'm also guilty of spending far too much time on my hair, but the facts speak for themselves.

I did not commit the crime that I was accused of. I did not use political contributions to commit campaign fraud.

I would also like to thank the photographer who took the terrific mug shot of me back when I was arrested. I cannot recommend him enough.

heh heh....A reporter just said 'John Edwards, you've just been acquitted. What are you going to do next?'

Ahm going to Disney World with Juror number three. Thank you.

Save Us, Nanny Bloomberg!

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg stands, looking out the window of his city hall office like a bored superhero. There's no crime in Gotham anymore, and every pothole has been filled. For Supermayor, balancing the city's budget is a snap.

Nanny Bloomberg has found a new villain. On Thursday, Supermayor proposed a ban on large, sugary drinks.  While this proposal has been met with widespread derision, inspiring #hashtag games on Twitter, The Mayor is determined to improve the health of all New Yorkers.

But, his detractors would rather speak of silly notions, such as liberty and free choice. Some even have the nerve to say that it's none of Nanny Bloomberg's business.

Get with it, people! New Yorkers are just too fat, and your wonderful Mayor wants to save you from your incorrect food choices. Government is always right. Learn it, Love it, live with it. Hey, that could be a slogan on a t-shirt.

He was right about salt, and he's right about 16-ounce sugary drinks.

As long as those twin evil-doers, fructose and carbonation, exist to threaten the wellness of New Yorkers, Super mayor will have to keep fighting.

Of course, he will need some help to stay ahead of these villains. The RedSquirrel Report has learned that Mayor Bloomberg will form a task force to combat the criminal element from getting around this ban.

Perhaps the Mafia will try to open Big Gulp Speakeasies.

Facebook May Lay Off It's Entire 'Pokes' Division

There was so much interest and wonder for the investors of Facebook before the company went public, the experts predicted that the Initial Public Offering could be the biggest in history.


But since it's May 18 IPO, the stock has lost a quarter of it's value. When CEO Mark Zuckerberg rang the opening bell on May 18, the price of one share of Facebook stock started at $38. After an underwhelming start, it has since performed poorly.  On Friday, a share ended the day at $27.72

As Zuckerberg and his backers, Morgan Stanley sweat out the possibility of a class action lawsuit by angry investors, there is the distinct possibility Facebook may have to cut costs.

There are over 100,000,000 people with a Facebook account, yet few pay very much attention to the ads. While knowing that the class bully is now bald and overweight is fun to know, that hardly translates to a healthy stock value.

And so, this company may be forced to lay some of it's employees off. We asked The RedSquirrel Report's economic contributor about this possibility, and she said that Facebook will probably start by laying off their 'pokes' division.

Face-Eating Drug Zombies? I'm Hoping This Is Just A Fad

Last Saturday (May 27), a man in Florida was seen eating another man's face. The police was called, and they had to shoot the naked, drug-crazed 'zombie' at least six times when he attacked them. The cannibal was later identified as Rudy Eugene (pictured).

Eugene was using a drug known as 'bath salt'. It can cause wild hallucinations, and a user can become violent. This powerful drug can also cause the user's body to overheat, which is why a user may remove their clothing.

It was the Memorial Day week-end. While America was thinking about fallen soldiers, Rudy Eugene must have been observing 'National Eat Somebodies Face Off Day'.

In Canada, it is believed that gay porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta has mailed dismembered body parts to political officials. One political advisor to Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper found a severed foot inside the bloodstained box. Nobody knows where Magnotta is. Let's hope that Dudley Do-Right and the boys can track down this psycho.

We're not sure what drugs Luka Rocco Magnotta is on.

The zombie apocalypse party continued on Thursday, when Maryland student Alexander Kinyua killed his roommate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie, eating his brain AND heart.

What the hell is going on here, with these face-eating drug zombies running around and whack-jobs mailing dismembered body parts? I hope that this is just a fad.