Saturday, December 31, 2016
Some Predictions For 2017
During Donald Trump's first week in office the unemployment rate will mysteriously double.
There will be a remake of the 1985 teen comedy, Weird Science. In the 2017 version, two nerds use their computer to create the perfect woman. She gets a job as a FOXNEWS anchor.
Mexican President Enrique Nieto offers to pay for the wall after realizing that former President Obama has brought all of Mexico's criminals and most of the world's jihadists into America.
President Donald Trump turns Guantanamo Bay Detention Center into a prison for former President Obama's administration officials.
The Chicago Cubs will win back-to-back World Series, and Barack Obama will somehow make it about himself.